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Example sentences for: slateness

How can you use “slateness” in a sentence? Here are some example sentences to help you improve your vocabulary:

He was amused by my Slateness.
All I needed to round out my sartorial and spiritual Slateness, I knew, was a good pair of Slates TM . The latter refers, of course, to a line of men's pants sold by Levi Strauss to leading department stores everywhere.
Then it dawned on me: What if Slateness, as embodied by the magazine and the pants, wasn't as cool as I was assuming?
And no sooner had I begun to enjoy my Slateness than glorious erotic opportunity went a-glimmering.
Truth be told, it was not all that hard to come to terms with the unbearable Slateness of being.