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Example sentences for: penises

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(You understand, that's the size of the penises.
None of the pilgrims produce children, but all are charmed by the enormous penises that decorate the country's walls, stores, and homes.
Obsession, after all, is what connects increasingly popular outsider artists such as Henry Darger, a Chicago janitor who painted and wrote a 15,000-page fantasy about little girls with penises, to insider artists such as Burden, Ashkin, and Ray.
The seals are victims not of research or of subsistence hunting, says Hunt , but of an unsubstantiated claim that their penises increase human potency ("totally inexcusable" in "what is supposed to be an enlightened age," actor William Shatner, one of a growing cast of luminaries who have signed on to the IFAW cause, has been quoted as saying).
Q: Does the site have lots of before-and-after pictures of penises dangling next to rulers?