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Example sentences for: penises

How can you use “penises” in a sentence? Here are some example sentences to help you improve your vocabulary:

On Monday an ad for yet another penile enlargement clinic ran in the New York Times . I believe the masthead now displays the slogan "The newspaper of record and small penises."
None of the pilgrims produce children, but all are charmed by the enormous penises that decorate the country's walls, stores, and homes.
Q: Does the site have lots of before-and-after pictures of penises dangling next to rulers?
A survey of 126 homosexual men had larger penises on the average than a similar group of 86 heterosexuals."
Comical foreign names, nautical penises.