Words similar to ordure

Example sentences for: ordure

How can you use “ordure” in a sentence? Here are some example sentences to help you improve your vocabulary:

Le Pere Noël est une Ordure (a k a Father Christmas Has a Funny Smell )
Why could he not have been born a Kemp, blessed by luck and genes with the smiling disposition of a boy who is shown a stable full of ordure and instantly concludes that there must be a pony in there somewhere?